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so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
why do we always end up here
To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.
But then you hear a noise outside. Your friend goes to investigate and never comes back. You wait, and then decide to go looking for them. You grab a torch and climb out and scan the trees with the light.
You hear a dripping noise behind you.
You turn around and see water dripping onto the car, but it’s not raining. You shine the torch onto the water, and realise it’s red. It’s blood. You look up, and there’s your friend, hanging from the tree above, stomach ripped open and hand reaching down, dripping blood.
You go to scream but then something hits you from behind.
You were in the first five minutes of Supernatural.
cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower
omfg it actually works
This is aweso-praise him
seeing this and sitting there for 5 minutes moving your hands on the screen…
Plot twist: The Doctor’s name is revealed to be the Gallifreyan word for “who” or “who am I.”
holy crap this is so awesome
Plot twist: “Who am I” in Gallifreyan is pronounced Jean Valjean
Did… did the Les Mis fandom take over a Doctor Who post?
…I… I think so???
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
Of course, if i find any!
oh, god… i don’t know. so many to choose from. and thank you!