sir-hathaway:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan

I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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asks:
So I got to the end of your beautiful, beautiful blog and I love it all. :) You are brilliant.

And you know what? so are you. Thank you!

asks:
Asdfghjkl you are now officially my new favourite person on this site! There's pretty much nothing I love more than fandoms ruining posts, every single one makes me laugh! Please keep posting, I realized your most recent was a while ago :( I love this too much!
Anonymous
asks:
This is marvelous! Thanks for making my day!
Anonymous
asks:
So... I found your awesomely perfectly fantastic blog about four hours ago. Not that I'm blaming you or anything (actually, that's not entirely true), but one of the posts made me laugh so hard I woke up my parents, and when my mom came in, I was crying over my computer and still laughing my head off, and now I think they're going to put me in therapy. Thanks a lot. Now I'm in trouble. But all that won't stop me from looking through the posts on my phone :)

*publishing a few old asks* thank you, anon :)

sorry again i can’t be here right now… this blog has two admins and both have taken a break from tumblr. if someone wants to, he/she can become a new admin!

asks:
Just a bit sad that you haven't put anything up in months :(

I agree. I’m sorry I don’t have enough time to do this anymore, but I could add someone else as an admin so this page wouldn’t die completely! Anyone interested?

asks:
I may have to make my tumblr a hipster account, just so it can be vandalised by fandoms and end up here. Because this blog is my heaven.

thank you!

radiobee:

coffee-and-rainsticks:

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

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openyourdoor-illbeyour-tennant:

bookworms-rule-the-world:

fartgallery:

9 out of 10 doctors agree that setting yourself on fire can sometimes have negative health consequences

What about the 10th doctor?

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221b-bag-end:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

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and apparently from this addition they also are secretly in love and have sex later

lady-annabeth-crowley:

am-i-perfectyet:

thatbatterisaspy:

Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer

good luck figuring out which one

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misha-bawlins:

thetardiswillcomeforme:

SO THERE IS THIS CLOCK AT MY WORK

AND ITS A BACKWARDS CLOCK OR SOMETHING????

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I DONT KNOW IT JUST REALLY PISSES ME OFF

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…what’s wrong with that clock it’s a perfectly normal clock